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Getting Demotivational Poster

THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark...

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Rating: 4.16/5

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lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 8:33 am
Tomkat - December 10, 2009, 11:23 am
Aww cripes! I wish I had never come across this motifake, now I can't stop laughing at it! EPIC WIN!
Zed - December 9, 2009, 3:03 am
Better than my last few, I've gotten 5 ro 8 5 lions at first, then a ten to twelve 1 lion votes (by persons who shall remain nameless)
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:00 am
but mine took almost a month to get 200 votes
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 2:58 am
I never linked my hall of famer
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 12:06 am
No rules against it... but it's the only way to make the numbers that some of these do.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 12:03 am
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 12:01 am
This poster was linked from 2 other sites.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 11:57 pm
Quite the accomplishment, indeed, Briton. Only one other has managed to do that before... and he admitted to whoring the poster.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:55 pm
Oh, but it does get taken off of top 5, that might explain it
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 11:54 pm
I wouldn't think so, Ive come across a few of MWLF's hall of famers while browsing.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:53 pm
Wait, once a poster goes to the HOF, does it disappear from the random posters that get portrayed on the site?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 11:52 pm
Meh, not really, especially with the top 5 constantly being shown now.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:50 pm
Weird how the voting works
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:49 pm
Strange, 200 votes in 12 days, but only 70 since.
Grim [email protected] - October 29, 2009, 6:59 am
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 11:04 am
Cheers BoR!!!
Briton of Rose - October 21, 2009, 8:07 am
Into the Hall of Fame in just twelve days, with a score of 4.37 poodlions?!? That's got to be some kind of record! As for agdaniele's "LogicDude" poster: Your powers are weak, Old Man. XD J/K Aggy, you're good people. Now to find the next HoF contender!
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:14 pm
Damn. I'm voter 201.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 11:20 am
Congrats BoR. Very well done poster.
Fucktard - October 19, 2009, 11:02 am
It's at 199! All it needs is one more vote, and it'll be Hall-of-Fame bound!
Fucktard - October 13, 2009, 8:10 am
Damn! Less than a week, and it's already 3/4 of the way to being in the Hall of Fame! Let's keep this going! Please?!?
Zombie BBQ - October 12, 2009, 12:55 pm
OMG That is so freaking funny, good one!
DreMagnum - October 11, 2009, 3:20 pm
Yeah Hercules you are.
HerculesDippedInJalapenoSauce - October 11, 2009, 3:05 pm
I really dont get it gosh im a moron hahaa
Dominosac - October 10, 2009, 4:55 pm
thats like one of the funniest ones i have seen on here 5/5
Guest091 - October 10, 2009, 11:17 am
The real reason why Luke screamed "NOOOOOOOO!" lol
amina - October 9, 2009, 10:14 am
you already know my views on this poster.
Preacher Man - October 9, 2009, 4:00 am
This is just plain wrong, sick, and perverted. Only a truly twisted mind would find this amusing. In other words, this is the funniest damn thing I've seen in months. 5 Lions. I'd give it 6 if I could.
Bort - October 8, 2009, 7:09 pm
Too bad they didn't have this on the Robot Chicken Star War episode. Would have fit right in. :-)
Bob D. Sailor - October 7, 2009, 8:30 pm
AHAHAHAHA!!! epic pwn. 10/5
Ronski - October 7, 2009, 8:10 pm
The Best. You win. 5/5
Woodywood03a - October 7, 2009, 6:17 pm
5/5, You my friend are a more then a genius. There is no words to say what I am thinking.
Zed - October 7, 2009, 3:22 pm
*twitch* *TWITCH* *TWITCH!!!!!*
rogueagent - October 7, 2009, 1:39 pm
You are a genius.
netGhost - October 7, 2009, 12:27 pm
Reality Lord - October 7, 2009, 8:58 am

K - October 7, 2009, 7:40 am
Epic Win!

DEAR SANTA - I better get what I want for xmas this year, or prancer and dancer are next. Make it [email protected]#$!^% happen!

THREE RULES OF GETTING OLDER - Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on and never trust a fart

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Rating: 4.65/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 12:48 pm
That's For Sure.
Airman - July 22, 2011, 12:56 pm
you may joke, but These are real rules

Devil's Advocate -

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Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - June 11, 2016, 12:22 pm


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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:22 pm
Doing it wrong or not, she's still hot!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:05 pm
shall we guess what book it is, who threw it at her and why ? I'd guess 'How to pleasure a woman' by David Wood (I kid you not, this is his real name), her fiancee after a 2 year engagement, and the reason... because he thought it was too much work :)

DOES GETTING DRUNK ON FACEBOOK - Count as drinking with friends ?

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Rating: 4.59/5

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I AM GETTING OLD - I got out of bed and had excruciating pain all through my body. Then I looked down and realized I was stepping on my balls.

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Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 9:22 pm

Please, please don't make me picture it!~ 5L, anyway!~
Budog - May 4, 2012, 6:38 pm
Thanks, now I have that song stuck in my head...
crankyhead - May 4, 2012, 4:31 pm
Ju5t throw em over your 5houlder, like a continental 5oldier. =)
Airman - May 4, 2012, 12:39 pm
look forward to? nope, it's here.. and all the other fun stuff
holymoly - May 4, 2012, 10:20 am
Ouch! I'm laughing and crying at the same time. So funny because I can picture it.
maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 8:06 am
Good One Budog.
GaryO - May 3, 2012, 11:07 pm
Yeah, I thought my reflexes were getting slow. One miscue and I can fly…. straight up.
Budog - May 3, 2012, 10:47 pm
Just another thing to look forward too, I put it right up there with a colonoscopy in the fun rating factor...
GaryO - May 3, 2012, 10:20 pm
Bud, my first real guffaw on this site…..and I’m not done…oh lawdy…OK I’m done….no….shit…I’m not…Geezus….well…. looky there…it’s my lung

PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success


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Rating: 3.58/5

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BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 3:55 pm
That's something fur us to think about
rerun - November 11, 2009, 3:54 pm

can you use more "B" words?
Derek - November 11, 2009, 3:44 pm
But would a bear's bare butt look quite so bare?
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 3:12 pm
MP rerun...we are in this together bro
rerun - November 11, 2009, 3:10 pm

thanks - plenty of good posters around. I will get the next one.
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 2:55 pm
If you want to give rerun credit for this, then please do Mr. M!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 2:45 pm

no big deal. glad Bone made the cut.
motifake - November 11, 2009, 2:41 pm

Almost rejected this one too, but figured enough time passed. If youre unlucky, someone used your pic the day before
rerun - November 11, 2009, 2:16 pm

hey - important thing is a Timmy didn't post it. Great minds think alike, just different mods see different things. I gave it 5L.
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 1:56 pm
No way rerun...sorry about that!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 1:53 pm

hmmm, I submitted this exact pic last week, almost word for word text and rejected due to "pic recently used". BoneCD gets the points.

I AM AN OUTDOORSMAN - The fact I am getting drunk on the patio is proof ...

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Rating: 3.82/5

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Budog - June 28, 2011, 3:19 pm
Guess I need to get me a patio set too... Isn't the guy in the background the Old Spice Man ?
Airman - June 28, 2011, 1:48 pm
man after my own heart


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Rating: 3.8/5

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Free -

THE ECONOMY - It’s Getting Better and Better

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spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:26 pm
HA! But you don't ask her to stop drinking.
Airman - August 2, 2012, 7:17 pm
god, my ex wife shows up everywhere
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 5:36 pm
Thanks Greeny
Greeny - August 1, 2012, 9:39 pm
Amongst a plethora of other things - 5

GETTING DRUNK - Does not count as foreplay ...

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Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - June 15, 2012, 2:04 pm


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tellitlikeitis - December 19, 2010, 9:04 pm
Funny, I used to think the same way... close my eyes.. no one can see me. Blind justice really, 5 lions for you!
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 3:56 pm
5L for the kinky make-up pic. 5L for the verse. 5L for the message. /3 = 5L?


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Rating: 3.82/5

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flint - October 11, 2010, 2:22 pm
not a movie, cg art from a guy that done a theme of horror girls, like you see, i modified it by adding the head, the original was just a pixalated brown mass, for some reason...
rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 2:17 pm
Pretty awesome. What movie did this come from?
Cubbybear - October 9, 2010, 9:48 pm
I love this

DEJA WHO - The feeling you have forgotten her name before

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Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - May 29, 2012, 9:33 pm
Nice one caveman.
MissPriss - May 29, 2012, 1:45 pm
Thanks for the 5Lst laugh of the day sir and madam!


H-E-A-V-E-N - The ULTIMATE gated community

MOAR!!! - Kids are getting greedy these days.

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Rating: 2/5

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vivalavida - June 26, 2009, 5:59 pm
his fingernails are painted too....W T F
bookman - April 9, 2009, 11:29 am
Kids are getting really FAT these days too.
Eric - January 8, 2009, 1:46 am
Wanted a Wii and got a leapster instead, I would be pissed too.
Nasty N8 - January 5, 2009, 12:46 pm
He is screaming b/c he's mad. ALL he asked Santa for was a chocolate cake!!! ERRR!!!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING UP EARLY WHEN... - you go to get some coffee and they're not opened yet

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Rating: 1.13/5

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carebear - March 28, 2012, 12:51 pm
(carebear BANNED)
tellitlikeitis - March 27, 2012, 6:38 pm
OMG... I should of really looked at this poster before I submitted it. Honestly, it's a spelling error, and well as for the 2nd title... that was an error too. Oh, it was meant too be funny.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)


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Rating: 3.57/5

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Weapon X - August 6, 2009, 1:00 pm
Getting older sucks so much arse!!!!
Sean - May 5, 2009, 2:01 am
So take that as a metaphor for life, you immature little bastards.
Sean - May 5, 2009, 2:00 am
drops a little over the years. And your on-court IQ (shot selection) also improves. If the pros didn't wear out their bodies at 32, they'd be phenomenal players at 40 or 50.
Sean - May 5, 2009, 1:57 am
I can back you up on that, Frontman. I love squash. The sport, not the satanic vegetable. And even though squash is an endurance sport of sorts, with experience comes finesse. Your raquet skills keep improving, even if your endurance slowly ...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 1:49 am
Getting older does suck to some degree, but you also get wiser and you get a better, deeper sense of time. If only my twenty year old self had the experience, knowledge, and wisdom I have now! Then again, I would have wasted it, being young and foolish.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 1:47 am
I love Ron's posters. I usually rank them 4 or 5 lions, and a lot of people here love Ron and his work. Ron is no vote hacker, he's just a happy dirty old man with some serious photoshop skills and art in his heart. AND, this poster is half true.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:05 pm
Isn't that something? The Loonie is stronger than it's been since 1977, and still no takers!!!
Sean - April 26, 2009, 2:40 pm
By the way, I have also noticed that the Airman posters that I love tend to suck in the ratings. I make a point on commenting on them when I see them. For example, The Exorcist ("Cross ... Check") one is genius and to me it has two potential punchlines.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 2:37 pm
Well thank you. But I was talking about time up on the big board -- real staying power up. And that kinda popularity is a whore that just won't take Canadian Tire money. *sigh*
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 2:18 pm
While agreeing with your compliments of Ron and Airman, I'm obligated to amend to that statement. Sean, your posters complete the trifecta of the truly supreme poster... posters.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 2:09 pm
ps: this poster is art.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 2:09 pm
Ratings: Two guys on this site that kick ass in that regard. RON and Airman. They do so in different ways and to some extend for different reasons. In both cases it is totally legit and they are giving the people what they want. It's that simple.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 12:47 pm
Cute point, and yet another indication of your level of intelligence. I payed attention in school... turns out that this learning thing works when applied.
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 11:17 am
Using big words doesn't mean you're smart. It means you know how to use a thesaurus....
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:37 am
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 2:22 am
*appellation. I'm sure Tithead has pulled out his Speak & Spell to translate what I typed.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 2:13 am
It's Ron's art... not Ron's appleation to the lowest common denominator. I can only imagine that you'd walk through The Met with the same ignorance. Divorce and Valtrex... that's your future, ShiiteHead.
Shit-typo - April 26, 2009, 2:08 am
**There is a different poster of yours up on the top rated literally every day.
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 2:07 am
What a surprise...another spammed ronsart motifail. How many separate IP addresses do you have? There is a different poster of your up literally every day. And coincidentally, it's almost always 5 or 6 votes that you get. So strange..
Cubbybear - April 25, 2009, 11:42 pm
So does a cute coed...I know the feeling pal


nonsensical nonsense #6 -


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 30, 2013, 2:09 am
Thanks. I knew who he was and what movies he was in. My parents sent me to get it, they're hushing me because I was like "now what?" Got even more peeved when I heard "Kirk Douglas" isn't even his real name.
chickenlittle - August 30, 2013, 12:59 am
I agree, that is a pretty weird ritual! Good story.
EmilioDumphque - August 30, 2013, 12:45 am
Bravo! We are lead to believe many false things in life, and it's important to recognize them. Kirk was honoring your belief, but he would know best that his autograph wasn't really worth anything unless it was on a check.

Duhmentia T-Shirts -


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Airman - November 15, 2010, 5:37 pm
awesome! I thought you guys were already married. What fun! congratulations
Sean - November 15, 2010, 4:56 pm
Sean - November 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
Poser idea: SETTLING Hey, she could do worse ... but that's not why it's called "settling." (congrats, you crazy kids!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 3:49 pm
It's your best man's job to throw you a bachelor party...Good move picking the most well payed friend you have. I hope I'm invited...I haven't thrown up on a stripper for years.
Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 3:32 pm
How about me..
TheTrashHeap - November 15, 2010, 8:38 am
Thanks Guys. So... who's throwing me a bachelor party?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 4:27 am
That's a little Ghey...But yeah, I guess we all sorta love you. You sissy.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 3:55 am
Love you, TTH... Best of wishes.
CANADA - November 15, 2010, 3:08 am
pzykosiz - November 14, 2010, 11:26 pm
congrats TTH, and all that other crap that people generally say in this situation. hope you live a happy life after this
ICEMAN - November 14, 2010, 11:12 pm
Rock & roll TTH. The absolute best to you & your soon to be bride.
crankyhead - November 14, 2010, 9:47 pm
you're welcome trash =)
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2010, 9:44 pm
Well I'm obviously giving this one a 5! Thanks Cranky!


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Rating: 4.31/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:52 pm
Do you realize how many thing5 in my life just took a back seat in my "don't give a s#@tmobile"? This is brilliantly worded. Instant faved.

TAIL WALKING - Not as fun as tail chasing but someone has to do it

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DocMonty - November 18, 2010, 6:49 pm
where is your 3 points of contact guy?
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 12:41 pm
Always thought the Hawkeye looked like is was being raped by a UFO...

NELLIS AFB - They are quite aware when the flights from Reno land

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agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
I pretended I was returning on the space shuttle, and they were my escort planes. I was equally pleased with the military band that greeted me at the gate... they seemed to have forgotten their instruments, but one of them hummed TAPS as I was cuffed.

SUPER VILLIAN - Able to make a six figure bonus while getting bailout cash... who needs to pull bank vault doors off?

Wise Man Says -

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Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:47 pm
Have you any idea how difficult it is to get coffee off of a computer screen? LOL!
pieman - August 28, 2013, 8:05 am
Rudedog - May 9, 2013, 10:12 pm
The head evaporates if you marry it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 9, 2013, 8:04 pm
I hear they're difficult to come by; something about an arm and a leg?
Krickit - May 9, 2013, 5:53 pm
My life would be complete if I had one of those

CANADA'S SECRET WEAPON - And here all this time I'm worried aboot sister biting meese!

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:19 am
Who told yu we had WMDs

BULLY'S - The real reason most of us Motifake. We have to get all of that inner anger out of ourselves.

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agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:28 am
No, that's the reason they troll and bomb. Dysfunctional upbringings... THAT is what makes a great motifaker (no offense, Cubby).

EAGLES - The most rarest of species, it is also the most intelligent... Wait a minute...

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1enferno - December 19, 2009, 7:43 pm
hey! I didn't know there was another site dhat had this! accuse me of nothing! it's a dumb poster anyways
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:20 pm
I know this poster... just worded a little dirrerently. Once again, I do look over the other sites.

Air fresheners -

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Reality Lord - May 27, 2016, 8:34 pm

sho... he would know
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2016, 4:09 pm
I'm soooo going to use this in conversations!!
JesusWept - May 27, 2016, 2:31 pm
I won't ;)
Silverheart - May 27, 2016, 11:31 am

I won't tell if you don't!
Silverheart - May 27, 2016, 11:30 am

Umm... oops. I really need to clean up my Moti-fodder folder. It's full of pics w/ ideas as file names.
JesusWept - May 27, 2016, 10:48 am
Haven't you posted this one before?

D I Y -

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Thedge - November 29, 2014, 1:06 pm
I do believe you are correct. Good point.
mizzdizz - November 29, 2014, 12:42 pm
Is that bulb turning itself on? Naughty little lightbulb! LOL!
Thedge - November 29, 2014, 11:23 am
Tnx. Great image, had to try to do justice to it.
demon001 - November 29, 2014, 9:51 am
It saw the light! 5L

Getting drunk -

Timmies -

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MissPriss - July 15, 2016, 10:17 am
In the terminology of Timmies...make it a double double.
mizzdizz - July 14, 2016, 9:24 am
Lifting the ole' coffee cup to this one, Prissy! ^!

When you want to get ahead in life -


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mizzdizz - October 30, 2015, 8:27 am
bet that would be a real thorn in your side!
freasy - October 30, 2015, 7:56 am
At least its not a bed of roses......

Getting There -


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GaryO - January 13, 2016, 6:00 am
I actually sucked coffee into my nose on purpose due to the unfunniness of this